Luddhunter Glossary

     
   
   
Gaia Mother Earth, the single integrated organism which Gaialinguists believe is a single large intelligent creator of all living organisms on Earth
Gaialingus The green religion with followers (Gaialinguists) who believe humans are a blight on the Earth, and must relinquish their tools which disrupt any other living thing
Gaialinguist Gaia-licker; Follower of the green religion, Gaialingus
Greenmullah Gaia-mullah, a radical preacher of green living who lays a guilt trip on those who don't worship and practice the green religion (Gaialingus)
Greenmartyr Gaia-martyr; a Gaialinguist who sacrifices modern conveniences and suffers in an ascetic manner in order to fulfill his/her strong belief in self-sacrificial redemption for humans harm of Mother Gaia
Irregulator an over-regulating bureaucrat
Libber a libertarian
Liberapist Tyrant, Freedom-Fucker
Ludd someone who advocates policy, laws, or sabotage to restrict, modify, tax, ban, or destroy a technology without reasonable proof of danger to the public
Luddhunter Joey Panto's screen name when visiting other blogs, and the name of the official Joey Panto Show's blog
Luddislature A Ludd -leaning legislature
Ludge a Ludd judge
Mommy-Tit Paternalist, Nanny Stater, Nanny-Boob
Nanny-Boob Paternalist, Nanny Stater, Mommy-Tit
Nerd one who promotes the free creation and IP-secured trade of technology as long as the tech is made reasonably safe to the public by packaging or handling regulations
No-nads Whinybitch; Anti-competitive person; favors handouts and handicapping over competition
Parasucker Altruist,  A special type of Ludd that attempts to compel others to sacrifice their freedom, property, time, money, or effort without expectation of an equitable return.
Pricker Preacher; Moralist - one who judges others for personal behavior which does not harm others
Sanctus The virus of sanctimony, the righteous fervor that accompanies a tyrannical compulsion
Sanctorcism The ceremony of expelling the Sanctus from an infected Ludd
   
Spider A parasucker who favors subsidizing technologies with tax revenue which otherwise would not be competitive
Statesucker Socialist
Tick Looter; A parasucker who favors taxing technology to get people to stop using it
Thugsucker Appeaser, Apologist, Moral Relativist - one who justifies the violation of trust, property, or individual freedoms as a cultural practice
Turdeater Technophobe, nativist